Friday, November 14, 2008

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Gollum

1. Mentally Special
- Gollum talks to ring

2. Likes- companions
- Anthropomorphizes an object (the ring)
3. Likes- Riddles
- Challenged Bilbo to a 'riddle battle' rather than to just eat him.

4. Dislikes- Sunlight
- Does not leave his cave, in which he lives alone
5. Dislikes- The bending of rules
- Gets mad when Bilbo cheats in the 'riddle battle'.


Gollums and Precious seeking friends.

Precious and I is looking for a friend. We's looking for female, male, or jewelery. We are very special, mentally. We are thin, like models, and have very pale skin . We likes riddles and naice friends, we dont like light. We hates light, it burns our eyeses. We also hates cheaters, very much. We are seeking anythings alive or metal. We do not, however, like birds, they scares me and precious very much.
Our schedule consists of rowing and reading books. Precious's favourite book is Lady Chatterly's Lover and mines is Emma. Anybodies interested can contact us at 000 3562 342113.

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